Me: "Hey Babe! I need you to draw up an image for me. It's for my new blog. I need an unoffensive pile of poop. The swirly kind. Think Kewpie hair. And put Kewpie eyes on it too. And build cheeks into the swirly dung,k?"
Me: "I'm guessing by your lack of response, you are ROTFLYAO right now..."